39,131 notes | posted 22 minutes ago via: breakingburnley | @why-am-i-soo-funny

Band member: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
Me: what.
Band member: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: Hey...are you breathing?

561 notes | posted 23 minutes ago via: harryslittlebirdy | @originalrecipetaylor

Owned.

thethingsiloveabout1d:

originalrecipetaylor:

Never really payed much attention to Josh; earned a lot of respect reading this.

14,756 notes | posted 47 minutes ago via: louis-tommos-carrot | @-liamjpayne

-liamjpayne:

the awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it follow my blog

46,452 notes | posted 48 minutes ago via: louis-tommos-carrot | @sexhaustion

me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO

2 notes | posted 1 hour ago

people stop unfollowing me i have a family to support

#hello unfollowers checker thingy idk #sthap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

9 notes | posted 1 hour ago

#eleanor calder #louis tomlinson #edits #one direction #hey perf couple

14 notes | posted 1 hour ago

#asa butterfield #edits

7,322 notes | posted 1 hour ago via: coeurvolant | @youcanredo

youcanredo:

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you are an independent young woman
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158 notes | posted 1 hour ago via: louis-tommos-carrot | @carrots-andcurlyhair

carrots-andcurlyhair:

Wow, this almost made me cry. It’s like, Louis noticed that Harry was a bit down and tries to go comfort him right, like a ~~boyfriend~~ best friend would do. But Harry’s like ‘bitch please, I’m upset because of you and your ~~beard~~ girlfriend. And then pushes Zayn over so he can move as far away from Louis as he can. And then when Zayn gets up Harry moves over as quick as he can and Niall hugs Louis because Niall is the biggest Larry shipper out and it probably breaks his little shipper heart to see them fighting.

This legit makes me so sad to know they’re probably fighting. I can’t even cope with these emotions.

video credit [x]

5,275 notes | posted 2 hours ago via: louis-tommos-carrot | @smileefortheworld

fiveboys-0nedirection:

lickable-larry:

smileefortheworld:

harry lyric change in detroit June 1st!!

“Blow a Kiss, Blow a Job”

and ” Different Dick every Night”

BLOW A KISS BLOW A JOB IM CRYING

OH MY GOD I’M CRYING HE REALLY SAYS IT BWSEGBSIHRBD

OH MY GOD RIEJOGEIORGNREIONVREIOVERVR